Dec 7, 2010

Northern Pikeminnow Beware

Wanted - Dead or Dead
It is not because you're not beautiful, or that you are not deserving of a long fruitful life.  This notice is a result of your diet senoir Pikeminnow.  Folks around here just cannot tolerate your ravishing appetite for Salmon and Steelhead smolt that are often kegged above and below the many dams here on the Columbia River.  My advice to you is to be very weary when dining because there are anglers who have become very adept at fooling you, and killing you for a wad of cash.  If you didn't already know, there has been a reward program since 1991 for your head in a sack.  In 2010 there was a total of $ 1.2 million bucks paid to anglers that harvested your friends and family.  One angler netted a total of $81,000 during this year's six month season!  Tune in Here, to see what these anglers are up to.  This discrimination is not likely to be overturned.  A pikeminnow hatchery is definately out of the question! 
Take good care,

1 comment :

  1. That's sounds like a lot of fun but,how does a guy that works a job from 8:00 am to 5:00 pm get in on this when to check-in stations or only open from 9:00am to 3:00 pm.


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